Sloppy kisses. Unsought hugs. Fingerprints on windows. Boogers on my sleeves. The occasional floating deuce in the bathtub. Temper tantrums over not being able to move the sun. Heart broken over not being able to fly. Scribbles on the walls. Boogers on the walls. L’s that sound like w’s.
TRUE STORY: This is life with a toddler.