QUICK GIGGLE: Sh*t Nobody Says

I’ve got one he forgot: Β Scooping my doggie’s doo out of the yard is AWESOME!

Can you think of any that weren’t mentioned?

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21 thoughts on “QUICK GIGGLE: Sh*t Nobody Says

  1. No Reimer Reason says:

    Love it! I think my favorite one is the very first one where he asks, “Can I burn a copy of your Nickelback CD?” Awesome.

    Speaking of Nickelback, one of my favorite tweets I ever saw on Twitter was, “When you play Nickelback backward, you hear messages from Satan. Even worse, when you play it forward, you hear Nickelback.”

    *Smiles*

  2. Ginger Calem says:

    Awesome! How about:

    “Wow, so glad these pants are tight.”

    “Hey, let’s go grab lunch at the pasta buffet then shop for bikinis.”

    “More wine? Oh, no thanks.” (Ok, maybe that last one is something ‘I’ never say. haha

  3. Tameri Etherton says:

    It took me a minute to realize what he was doing. I guess I’m slow this morning. Dang decaf tea.

    I miss my modem was my favorite. Oh, wait. I think, ‘Of course I’d love to hear your new ringtone’ was it. Yep, that was my fave. My son is always trying to make me listen to his new ringtone. They are all annoying and stupid dub step. Ugh. Give me Nickelback any day of the week over dub step. Or techno. Unless it’s techno chicken.

    • Myndi Shafer...one stray sock away from insanity. says:

      OMG, dying laughing, because the Hubster is always wanting me to listen to his new ringtones. Hilariot! (that’s a cross between hilarious and riot, in case you were wondering.)

      Are you nixing caffeine? I’ve weeded most of it out of my diet, but some days I just need that buzz. Although the cup of coffee I had last weekend totally sent me into jittery-hell. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to go back to regular coffee again… *sad face*

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