SO MUCH WIN: Lizard Gotchyer Tongue?

Super short. Super hilarious.

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ORDER PIZZA SO YOU WON’T HAVE TO COOK

PROMISES

“Some books you can put down and pick up and read a paragraph here and a chapter there. Other books you have to stay up until 3 A.M. reading, take with you to the bank for you to read as you wait, order pizza so you won’t have to cook, take with you on every bathroom break, and then stay up AGAIN that night, red-eyed from sleeplessness, because you just can’t put it down.

This was that book.” (Five star Amazon review)

HANNA, HANNA, ONE-and-TWO, $2.99, Amazon/iBooks/B&N/Smashwords

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SO MUCH WIN: CorgiFlop

Awwwww, this wee little fellow gets and E for effort.

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