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TRUE STORY: Bombs Away

The other day my six year old daughter and I made a pit stop at the public restroom in our grocery. As I was waiting for her to do her thing, I hear her shout from behind her stall door,

“BOMBS AWAY!” and then a God-awful grunt.

I’m surprised the woman in the stall next to her didn’t fall off her toilet laughing.

TRUE STORY: Sometimes you need a war-cry to get the job done.

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true story coffee

TRUE STORY

Every morning I make a list of things I need to get done that day. The first item on the list is always

FINISH SECOND CUP OF COFFEE

That way if the next eighteen hours fall apart, at least I will have checked one thing off the list.

TRUE STORY: A sense of accomplishment is important.

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true story alice

TRUE STORY

Sloppy kisses. Unsought hugs. Fingerprints on windows. Boogers on my sleeves. The occasional floating deuce in the bathtub. Temper tantrums over not being able to move the sun. Heart broken over not being able to fly. Scribbles on the walls. Boogers on the walls. L’s that sound like w’s.

TRUE STORY: This is life with a toddler.

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